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PostSubject: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-13, 06:52

im gonna go insane aren't i doctor?

[17:20:45] @ draco9696 : yes you are draco unless you stay away from that genex indivdual you have been telling me about. he seems to be a VERY bad influence in your life

[17:21:55] @ draco9696 : but doctor he's one of my freinds, who the hell am i supposed to troll now?

[17:23:50] @ draco9696 : hmm? that is a very good question. i suggest you troll this sylveraine boy/girl, that should be your next target

[17:25:25] @ draco9696 : uuh doctor, i never told you about sylverlaine, which i'm still unsure if he/ she truly is a guy.

[17:26:04] @ draco9696 : y-yes you did , it was uh, last month, yes it was then, you told be about her.

[17:26:33] @ draco9696 : you seem to be hesitating an awful lot doctor, wanna know what i think?

[17:27:03] @ draco9696 : uh, y-yes i guess, i mean , i am your doctor aren't i?

[17:27:49] @ draco9696 : well i think you've been stalking me, your the person i always feel is watching me

[17:28:17] @ draco9696 : *the doctor took a step back after the tone in my voice changed

[17:28:51] @ draco9696 : i never needed to come here, your the reason i started coming here in the first place..

[17:29:12] @ draco9696 : * i took a step towards the counter

[17:29:42] @ draco9696 : you were the problem all along, you bastard

[17:30:07] @ draco9696 : i see only one way to solve this little problem doctor.

[17:30:32] @ draco9696 : w-w-w-what is it?

[17:30:47] @ draco9696 : *he said with a little quiver in his voice

[17:31:24] @ draco9696 : i need to eliminate the problem at its root, and what do you think started all of this, doctooor?

[17:32:03] @ draco9696 : u-umm i g-geuss i started this whole affair.

[17:32:15] @ draco9696 : * his back was now against the wall

[17:33:23] @ draco9696 : EXACTLY DOCTOR, BRILLIANT IF I KIIIILL YOOOOU MY LIFE WILL GO BACK TO WHAT IS WAS ONCE, NOW WILL YOU PLEASE DIIEE.

[17:34:23] @ draco9696 : * at this draco grabbed the scisorrs that were lying on the counter and lunged for the defenseless doctor

[17:35:17] @ draco9696 : * he swept away at the doctors feet, and pushed him on the ground.

[17:35:58] @ draco9696 : *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, the doctor shreiked, but it was already too late, draco was upon him

[17:37:29] @ draco9696 : * draco started stabbing the poor doctor again and again, every time he stabbed, the doctors cries grew fainter and fainter

[17:38:09] @ draco9696 : *when he was finished draco got up and inspected what was left of the doctor's unsightly corpse

[17:39:36] @ draco9696 : * there was blood everywhere, on the walls, on the floor, and even on draco's clothes.

[17:41:55] @ draco9696 : * the body itself was lying in a pool of blood, the doctor's face was recognizable, and his torso resembled something that reminded one's self of ground meat, only bloodier

[17:43:06] @ draco9696 : realizing he had just eliminated his problem , draco laughed and laughed

[17:44:02] @ draco9696 : but before he left, he cleaned up the pair of scissors and the desk he had touched.

[17:44:45] @ draco9696 : he burned his bloody clothes in the oven and took some of the doctors own

[17:45:40] @ draco9696 : taking all the cash he could find, while being careful not to leave any finger prints, he left the doctors household business

[17:46:12] @ draco9696 : people would assume it had been a robbery gone bad, he would be safe and no one would ever know

[17:46:43] @ draco9696 : stupid doctors, he said to himself, and with that, chuckling to himself, he went back home.....







now genex, this is how to have an interesting conversation with ones self.




get your game on!!!!!



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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-13, 10:52

... There is a tiny hint of suicidal thoughts in there. Probably might need to talk to the psychiatrist.


Look at your cards. Look at me. Now look back at your cards. Then look back at your cards. I just rigged my entire hand. Now I just summoned a bunch of monsters in one turn. SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!
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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-13, 10:59

lol, what? i killed the doctor not myself, and no i have no intentions of killing myself, i am just a sadist, and a little bit of a psychopath Smile




get your game on!!!!!



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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-13, 11:00

Okay...


You have a problem with me? Here's a deck of cards, now go deal with it.

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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-13, 11:58

the doctor is here now tell me your suicidal thoughts and lets see how we can prevent them from happening XD
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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-13, 12:05

wtf you guys, how does this show any sings of suicde?




get your game on!!!!!



You made them cry... nothing can save you now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'


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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-13, 12:12

I....don't....know....


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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-13, 12:29

..... how would me imagine killing some imaginary person, show any signs of suicidal intent....




get your game on!!!!!



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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-13, 13:01

where's my commentary!?


I'm am prepared so no one can take what is mine. No one can replace my mind. My Heart. To be the best and stay there sweat is necessary.

GET SET TO GET DECKED BECAUSE IM FEELING THE FLOW AND READY TO GET MY GAME

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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-13, 14:35

i took it out to make it more flowing




get your game on!!!!!



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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-13, 14:36

now you need to add it back in lol


I'm am prepared so no one can take what is mine. No one can replace my mind. My Heart. To be the best and stay there sweat is necessary.

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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-13, 23:37

.... i think i cant, im sorry




get your game on!!!!!



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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-14, 03:58

This is nothing compared to philisophical conversations I have with myself. One of them resulted in bacon being the true meaning of Halloween


Dueling against me is like getting stomped in the balls repeatedly by a man in a bear suit. The bear is wearing a hat and a bowtie. It's random and slightly painful. I speak from experience.
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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-14, 03:59

lol, ever try to figure out how we can , trough gene manipulation, turn cancer into immortality?(of death by old age only of course)




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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-14, 04:02

but seeing the government has outlawed gene manuplation(hence cloning banned) it is therefore impossiable to do that(typed whilst my other side kept yelling stfu)



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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-14, 04:07

I have actually thought about that. However I also thought about that if we can achieve immortality this way our brains will eventually rot away as they cannot replicate. This kind of immortality might result in losing all function when we become old, or perhaps a zombie outbreak


Dueling against me is like getting stomped in the balls repeatedly by a man in a bear suit. The bear is wearing a hat and a bowtie. It's random and slightly painful. I speak from experience.
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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-14, 04:08

yes unfortunately but its just that if we could stop the accelerated reproduction of the cells ,it would indeed mean life forever, we wouldn't even age. yes it's just that me and my friend were discussing this because i said that it did not matter if someone found a cure for cancer, the greedy money bags of this world would keep it for themselves, and make a run off that isn't as useful and has to be kept in treatment example pills, they would have to keep buying to treat the cancer




get your game on!!!!!



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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-14, 04:12

There is technically no possible cure for cancer as it is not a disease, but a natural failure of cell mitosis. In order to cure something it would have to be a disease. Really they would have to have a way to 'fix' cancer rather than a cure. Ultimately if there is a way to simply fix cancer someone will get rich off of it, specifically the person that found the solution. It will be up to them whether they make such a solution public or private initially but eventually it would turn public out of government intervention. Fixing cancer gives presidents a good reputation.


Dueling against me is like getting stomped in the balls repeatedly by a man in a bear suit. The bear is wearing a hat and a bowtie. It's random and slightly painful. I speak from experience.
It looks like this:

P.S. the man on the ground is me
P.P.S. The man in the bear suit is also me
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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-14, 04:13

true most people are like that and only want money(like my biological father) but if we could change the cancer genes to provide immortality what about the people who dont have it? they will feel angered and go to kill the people with the immortality provided that they can die even without old age. and another thing is if you do slow cell regeneration your body will deteriate because there is no new cells to hold them in place due to them not being made fast enough.



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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-14, 04:18

If we had a way to manipulate cancer then it would be easy to give it to people. So your argument is somewhat irrelivant. Ultimately I think the main problem is that organ cells are specialized to be a cell of that organ. If someone was immortal due to cancer manipulation then they would have to have EVERY type of cancer immaginable.


Dueling against me is like getting stomped in the balls repeatedly by a man in a bear suit. The bear is wearing a hat and a bowtie. It's random and slightly painful. I speak from experience.
It looks like this:

P.S. the man on the ground is me
P.P.S. The man in the bear suit is also me
P.P.P.S. The opponent is probably the building or the tree or a very scared onlooker.
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PostSubject: Re: my visit to the doctor   2013-01-14, 04:21

hmm yes that is true, it would be rather irrelevant to cause all those cancers just to fix them




get your game on!!!!!



You made them cry... nothing can save you now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'


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